Hi, I'm Jordan! 👋SO...
... YOU ARE BLEEDING!!! And Most Biz Owners Won’t Notice Until December When the Numbers Come In $200k–$500k Light. Yikes.It’s Friday night, November 21, 2025.
You’re staring at your screen, stomach in knots, knowing Monday is coming like a freight train.Google’s November spam-filter crackdown just collided with a 420% email volume surge.
20–30% of your emails are already dying in Promotions.
By Monday that jumps to 40–50% for the unprepared.You feel that sick, helpless feeling as competitors who fixed this months ago warm up their flows… while you’re still praying Gmail shows mercy.I’ve been there. I’ve watched six-figure launches die in spam folders at 2 a.m.I’ve cried actual tears refreshing the revenue dashboard.Never again.Now, I stop your dismay in as little as 72 hours… using the exact 5 emergency deliverability fixes that deliver 99.1% Primary inbox placement in 96 hours (dmarcian + Valimail 2025 data)... a.k.a. you breathing easy again and reaching your customer base at ALL the prime times in their primary inbox.Here’s what these two pieces together did for brands last year (boring averages, not best-case):One 7-day Local Hero flash sale10k subs → $18k – $32k
50k subs → $85k – $160k
100k subs → $180k – $350k+Plus the 5 autopilot flows I install and you never touch again...
Dead-average performance from Klaviyo’s 2025 report:10k subs
→ First 30 days: $22k–$48k
→ First 90 days: $65k–$140k
→ First year: $260k–$550k
50k subs
→ First 30 days: $110k–$240k
→ First 90 days: $330k–$720k
→ First year: $1.3M–$2.9M
100k subs
→ First 30 days: $220k–$480k
→ First 90 days: $660k–$1.4M
→ First year: $2.6M–$5.8M+Top agencies charge $15k–$25k for this exact rescue + revenue engine.
My normal rate is $10,000 all day long.But you’re here, right now, feeling that panic in your chest.
I’m not letting you pay $10,000 tonight.Not even half.For the next 9 brands who refuse to watch their dreams die in a spam folder this weekend... You, too, can:Not even spend $10k to go from terror to triumph.Not even spend $10k to wake up Tuesday with revenue pouring in while everyone else is crying.Not even spend $10k to never feel this helpless again.And because I know exactly how this feels right now:→ We do not stop until your emails land in Primary.
→ We stay on your account warming, tweaking, obsessing
→We get you those sales you WOULD have lost stuck in spamOnly 9 emergency spots...
2 spots left as I type this.Don’t let this be the weekend you look back on with tears of regret.Let it be the weekend everything changed.I’m waiting.
— Jordan Oates
The guy who turns Black Friday panic into six & seven-figure gratitude
P.S. One last thing—because you made it all the way here (and I knew you would).As your surprise BONUS to you... accept my FREE 2025 BFCM Email Deliverability Checklist.Book your call below to get it.It's the exact 5-part rapid-fire guide to sealing inbox placement leaks:Part 1: Authentication Lockdown (SPF/DKIM/DMARC).
Part 2: List Hygiene Blitz
Part 3: Content De-Spamifier
Part 4: Warm-Up Accelerator
Part 5: Real-Time MonitoringThese are the most proven, data-backed actions for BFCM—tested across 167k+ Klaviyo stores—to rocket you from spam graveyard to primary gold, without the guesswork.Now, imagine skipping that gut-wrenching $200k–$500k revenue hole: Your dashboard💸 exploding Tuesday with cash pouring in💸.🔥 Surging your email marketing ROI sky high. AND securing your holiday season, Q4 nailed. Scoring your company all the Black Friday revenue it can handle...ALL while rivals flatline and stare at their screens in cold sweat, fingers hovering over "refresh" as the what-ifs claw at them like nails on a chalkboard.(All) Because you have come to me and I deliver for YOU!!! If you let me, I'd love to 👍The alternative?A December audit where the silence is deafening—…explaining "fine" numbers to a room full of blank stares... your stomach twisting into knots as the lost deals replay in your head like a nightmare you can't wake from...The quiet regret burning hotter than any missed bonus, leaving you replaying "what if I’d just fixed the inbox?" over endless coffee-fueled nights.Now, that's what inaction costs. Don't let it be you paying THAT price.Reply "CALL BOOKED" once you book your call below and get the 2025 BFCM Escape Spam Plug-N-Play Checklist in your email. READY TO DOWNLOAD.Spots evaporate fast. Don't let your Q4 profits to dry up with them...